Friday 1 November 2013

Reasons You Should Believe In Ghosts

As a paranormal investigator, one of the most common questions I’m asked is why I believe in ghosts. After all, they cannot be proven to exist scientifically, so why should I give them any credence—especially considering that I’ve never seen one myself?


Since most of us prefer to believe that we will continue to exist in some capacity after death, the idea that we might invent something like ghosts seems a reasonable one. After all, what better way to convince oneself that a deceased loved one is okay “on the other side” than to imagine seeing them at the foot of your bed, smiling and looking better than they did in life?
But I believe there is more to ghosts than just wishful thinking or the quest for a spooky story to tell around a campfire. I believe there are a number of good reasons to at least be open to the idea that ghosts might well inhabit our reality. I know that none of these in and of themselves constitute proof that ghosts exist, but when combined they make a good case that there may be something tangible behind those things that go bump in the night.

10. Medium Contact

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I recognize that the history of séances and medium contact with the dead (known as necromancy) has been rife with fraud for centuries, making it easy to dismiss the concept of ghosts out-of-hand for that reason alone. However, hoaxing does not constitute proof that something isn’t true; it only demonstrates that people are very clever about deceiving others. There have been studies made on the validity of those who claim to be able to contact the dead, with some interesting results—at least in a few cases.
Of course, because of the history of fraud so prevalent within the psychic community, it has been difficult to take any studies that try and scientifically validate such claims seriously. However, double blind testing done by Harvard trained psychologist Doctor Gary Schwartz at the University of Arizona, on a number of supposed mediums, suggested that at least some of them had an uncanny ability to acquire information that could only be known to the deceased. While his methodology has been virulently attacked by the orthodox science community, for those who approach his research with an open mind, his evidence is compelling and strongly suggestive of post-mortem existence.

9. Orbs

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While technically orbs falls into the category of photographic evidence (which we will discuss in more detail later on,) they differ in context. In photographic evidence of apparitions, the “ghost” usually appears very much like a living person, with degrees of transparency evident (though some can be entirely opaque) while with orbs, one sees only small circles of light (usually not apparent at the time the photo was taken).
Of course, orbs can be created in any number of ways: dust particles, water droplets, and even flying insects will all produce orbs if they fly too close to the camera flash when the shutter goes off, which is why most orbs are probably just cases of mistaken identity. There are a few examples, however, of unusually bright or well-defined orbs that cast their own light shadow (suggesting they are internally illuminated) or that are partially hidden behind objects in the distance, suggesting that they are too far away to be a dust particle or insect caught in the camera’s flash. Evidence of ghosts? Not necessarily, but possibly evidence that another world may exist parallel to our own that’s every bit as real and tangible as our own—leaving room for things like ghosts to exist.

8. Historical Precedence

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If ghosts were a fairly recent phenomena like Bigfoot or UFOs, it might be easy to dismiss them as a byproduct of our culture’s overactive imagination, but stories of ghosts and hauntings go back thousands of years. In fact, accounts of other worldly visitors can be seen in the writings of the ancient Greeks and Romans, and mention of a ghost can even be found in the Old Testament Book of 1st Samuel (1 Samuel 28), so the belief has been around a long time. That doesn’t prove anything, of course, but it does tell us that we’re not the first generation to grapple with the idea that the dead may come back to haunt the living, which suggests that the ancients encountered things every bit as bizarre way back then as their modern counterparts do today.

7. The Immutability of Energy

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One of the most basic tenets of physics is that energy can be neither created nor destroyed, but can only be changed from one form to another. As such, since human consciousness appears to be a manifestation of electrical energy, it stands to reason that the basic essence of a human being—that which we call the consciousness—is also eternal. It may not be housed in a physical brain any longer, but that doesn’t mean it couldn’t exist in some other format that we simply lack the means—at this time, anyway—to detect.
It should be remembered that, two hundred years ago, science pooh-poohed the idea that things like bacteria and viruses existed, largely because it seemed absurd to imagine that creatures could exist that are too small to be seen with the naked eye. Once the microscope was perfected, of course, all that changed, leading to the advent of modern medicine. Could “ghosts” then be the next revolution in science that awaits only the development of the technology needed to detect them? Stay tuned …

6. Eyewitness Accounts

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It’s surprising how many people claim to have personally seen a “ghost”. According to some polls, as many as 25% of Americans (with similar percentages elsewhere in the world) claim to have actually been in the presence of a ghost or “spirit.” That’s a whopping 75 million people in this country alone. And that’s just those who are willing to admit it; the numbers may be even higher for people who repress their experiences for religious or personal reasons.
Even if we discount a large percentage of these as imagination, mistaken identity, or outright hoax, the fact that millions of people around the world claim to have seen a ghost with their own eyes has to be taken seriously. What’s especially compelling is the fact that most people who claim to have seen a ghost either didn’t believe in them beforehand or were not expecting to see one, reducing the chances that their imaginations were playing tricks on them.

5. Electronic Disturbances

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Anyone who has ever watched the hit reality program Ghost Hunters knows that ghosts often signal their presence by interacting with electronic gadgets. Probably the best know of these devices is the EM-Meter, which measures electromagnetic energy in the environment. Of course, electromagnetic energy is naturally put out by electronic devices of all kinds, electrical wiring, and even by the Earth itself, so it’s not surprising that they would get energy “spikes” from time to time. It becomes interesting, however, when an energy spike has no evident rationale behind it (such as an appliance or wiring being nearby). Evidence of a ghost? Not necessarily, but possibly evidence that “something” is interacting with the environment that is not easily explained away.

4. Audio Evidence (Passive)

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EVPs (Electronic Voice Phenomena) are sounds purportedly made by other worldly entities on tape recorders or other electronic devices that were not heard audibly at the time of the recording. These noises, which can be anything from knocking sounds, footsteps, and garbled noises or growls to distinct voices, are usually only perceivable once a recording is played back (and the volume greatly increased). Of course, there are any number of things that can create an unusual or unexpected noise, from settling and water in pipes to rodents and birds, but sometimes these noises can be quite unusual and, on occasion, even startling—especially when they form complete and intelligent sentences.

3. Audio Evidence (Active)

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While EVPs are usually not heard at the time of the recording, there is another type of audio evidence that is not only heard but is frequently caught on recorders. The most common sounds are footsteps, loud bangs or knocks, and growls, but sometimes clear but disembodied voices, laughter, and even singing can be heard. What makes this type of audio evidence such potent evidence is their clarity and the fact that they frequently have multiple witnesses. Of course, one still has to be careful to eliminate natural noises, but once that is done, the sounds often recorded at a “haunted” location can be compelling and considered strong evidence for the existence of ghosts.

2. Audio Evidence (Interactive)

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While exceedingly rare, there have been instances in which a person has an interactive “conversation” with an apparent disembodied entity which is actually recorded, much like a regular conversation might be. What’s particularly interesting about these is when “something” on the “other side” answers specific questions put to it by the investigator, suggesting that if ghosts exists, their cognitive abilities remain as responsive in death as they were in life.
A good example of this, and among the most famous, are a series of tapes made by the late psychic Peter James in which he records an interactive conversation with “Jackie”–the supposed ghost of a little girl who drowned in the pool onboard the luxury liner Queen Mary and remains there to this day. Either a clever hoax (in which case James managed it with numerous witnesses present) or the best evidence yet that human consciousness survives the death of the brain housing it.

1. Photographic Evidence

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While most photos I’ve seen that purport to be “ghosts” turn out to be common camera anomalies, pareidolia (seeing familiar objects—like faces—in random patterns of light and shadow,) mistakes or outright hoaxes, every now and then I see a photo that defies easy explanation.
The most compelling, of course, are full body manifestations of entities that were not seen at the time the photo was taken, but appeared later once the photo was developed or downloaded. Since the advent of the digital camera and Photoshop, however, it’s becoming increasingly easy to fake a ghost picture. That still doesn’t explain away those photos taken before the advent of the computer, or those shot on celluloid film. Plus, there are a number of digital photos out there that would also be exceedingly difficult to fake even in the hands of an expert, making the supposition that every photo of a ghost is a hoax untenable. As such, and while rare, photos that appear to show likenesses of deceased humans remain the best evidence to date that the dead sometimes do appear to us and, as such, exist.

Historical Sites You Didn’t Know Were Haunted

There are many locations that people claim to be haunted by some sort of other world spirit or presence. Many ghosts are said to hang out in old abandoned buildings, or lonely stretches of road that are rarely traveled. However, it appears some ghosts try to distract themselves from their unrequited afterlife by getting as much attention as possible. These ghosts choose to hang out in much more famous places, especially those frequented by tourists.

Unsurprisingly, some entrepreneurial people see this as a great opportunity to create a tour business and make money. In many cases, like a few of those below, the local government itself takes advantage of the haunted reputation.

10. Little Bighorn

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The site at Little Bighorn has had reports of hauntings for a very long time now. The Crow were the first to report it, believing that when the flag was lowered at night, the dead were now able to walk the area; when the flag was raised in the morning, the dead went back to rest again. Today the stories still persist, most of them centering on apparitions of the late General George Custer. When people see him, he is supposedly in full uniform and the look in his eyes is said to be very sad. Those who see him report an incredible feeling of dread come over them, and claim to have horrible chills. The guides at the museum believe that the dread is because Custer hasn’t accepted his death and was traumatized by losing. Some would argue that if the apparition is real, the dread accompanying his presence is due to Custer being kind of a jerk.

9. Valley of the Kings

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The Valley of the Kings contains ancient treasures and artifacts, so of course they were picked through by governments, archaeologists and people hoping to make a quick buck. The locals who guard the area feel that this has upset those who are buried in the tombs and so, in the ’60s, started claiming that all sorts of strange paranormal activities were occurring. They heard chariot wheels and angry voices, marching footsteps, and all sorts of other weird sounds. Their petitions to the government to investigate were unsuccessful, and they believe that the spirits need to be appeased by writing to them in hieroglyphics that their mummies are safe in a museum.
Of course, some people have decided to take advantage of the supposed haunting, and organize tours. “To your left, you’ll see horrible harbingers of death and destruction. No flash photography please: you don’t want to make them any angrier than they already are.”

8. Cincinnati Music Hall

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Part of the Cincinnati Music Hall was built over a potter’s field, and many times while renovation was being done, human bones were found. Knowing this, it is unsurprising perhaps that many people have reported ghostly phenomenon in the building. Those who work in the building overnight claim to have felt the presence of ghosts in the building, and forestall protests by explaining that they usually only show up around three in the morning. You don’t need to be too alarmed, however, as at least one of them believes the ghosts to be quite friendly. As with many supposedly haunted places, you can take a guided tour for a price. The tour lasts about two hours, and you are encouraged to bring along your own ghost hunting gear.

7. Paris Catacombs

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A long time ago, Paris needed more room to store bodies so they started putting them underground, eventually creating the catacombs of today. These catacombs are riddled with bodies, and have a portion open for tourists to “enjoy.” The place is supposed to be incredibly haunted, with sightings of orbs, apparitions and ghosts tagging along when tourists come to check the place out. Some also believe people have tried to explore blocked off sections, and eventually became part of the ghostly makeup of the area, much like The Overlook Hotel in The Shining. There are also many videos online of people who claim to have proof of ghosts in the catacombs.

6. Dragsholm Castle

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The Dragsholm Castle is situated in Denmark and was built all the way back in the 12th century. The castle was home to many different people of noble descent, and like many old buildings has a long history of haunting. Specifically this castle is said to have three separate and distinct ghostly apparitions. There is a Grey Lady who is apparently pretty shy and doesn’t show up very much. Some stories claim she had a toothache cured while at the castle, though we don’t know why that would make her want to come back.
There is a White Lady as well, and many believe that she died inside the castle, imprisoned by a father who was angry at her for dating someone of a lower class. A skeleton is said to have been found in the castle in the 1930’s similar to the one allegedly worn by the ghost.
The final ghost is an earl who was once imprisoned inside the castle walls, said to have completely lost his mind due to isolation. People claim to see him riding around on a horse and carriage.

5. The Kremlin

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According to legend, the Kremlin is an incredibly haunted site, filled to the brim with all the blood and anguish of the Russian people over the years, the site of so many events with long-lasting importance. The stories claim several unique apparitions, with people allegedly seeing Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin and Ivan the Terrible. People report seeing Ivan’s shadow and hearing him walking around the bell tower at night. Some people have claimed to see a ghost of Lenin, but some reports of his ghost came months before he actually died. Stalin, however, is supposedly the boldest of these ghosts and is seen all the time, usually preceded by a feeling of great cold.

4. Grand Paradi Towers

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The Grand Paradi Towers in Mumbai is supposedly the site of a serious haunting, and is full of other worldly spirits. The site freaks people out mainly because it is the place of a great many suicides. In the past decade or so, seven suicides have been reported in the building, which has given pause to many. When those currently living there are asked how they feel about the possible haunting, they refuse to comment, perhaps not wanting to draw attention from the spirits.

3. Madame Tussauds

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A ghost hunter visited the Las Vegas Madame Tussauds and claims to have found evidence of the paranormal there, or at least what a ghost hunter usually considers to be evidence of the paranormal. He investigated after guards at the museum reported strange experiences late at night. The guards claimed to have heard laughter, glasses clinking with each other, and other strange phenomenon.
The most chilling is one lower part of the museum they refuse to enter, because every time they try they feel like they are being pushed away by hands that feel cold as ice. The ghost hunter speculates that perhaps the spirits are coming back to look at their waxy doppelgangers, to remember what they once looked like.

2. The Devil’s Tree

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The Devil’s Tree in New Jersey is a fairly recent legend. The story goes that, in the 1970’s, a man murdered two girls by the tree. After the corpses of the girls were brought back to the scene in a grisly display, people claimed they could hear the girl’s screams. The tree has been the site of a horrible haunting, filled with a malignant air, ever since.
Many people have claimed various strange experiences by the tree, and although the tree appears to have experienced many attempts to have it cut down, all have thus far failed. Supposedly, it is guarded by some sort of spirit, driving a black pickup truck, that will chase you away, disappearing once it has chased you far enough. Apparently, this ghostly guy is guarding a portal to Hell.

1. The Great Wall Of China

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The Great Wall of China is one of the most historic sites in the world, as well as one of the most haunted. Many people believe that the ghosts are the spirits of the millions who died while building the wall. People’s experiences run the gamut from possibly coincidental things, like headaches and nausea, to stranger things like feeling an unseen force is grabbing them or slapping them around. Others have gone as far as to claim seeing ghosts. Locals believe that, if people trespass on the part of the wall where General Xue is buried, they will incur the wrath of the spirits and completely lose their mind.

Halloween Costumes Perfect For Humiliating Your Dog



Halloween is a time for children to go out into the night and have some fun, and for the parents of those children to utterly humiliate their offspring with terrible costumes. But how are childless adults supposed to enjoy the holiday? Well, you could go to a party, get roaring drunk and make out with Batman or you could embarrass your canine companion with a tacky costume. It’s the perfect way to tell your dog that you hate it, and the world that you’re comfortable with dying alone.



10. Dora the Explorer



So we’re guessing the creators of this costume didn’t intend to make it look like Puddles here ate Dora the Explorer and stole her scalp, but that’s sure what they ended up with. The severed arms draped over the neck nicely compliment the canine homicide theme, and as an added bonus they make your dog look like a six-limbed nightmare beast. Do you know kids who like Dora? They won’t anymore!
9. Male Stripper


Since when do strippers begin by showing you their penis?

“This dog is ready to strip!” Strip down to what? The natural condition all dogs are in all the time? Guys, adding clothes where clothes didn’t exist is the opposite of stripping. What else do you sell, fire extinguishers full of kerosene?
8. Mr. T



If you can remember the last time Mr. T was culturally relevant, you should have better things to do than play dress up with your dog. “They’ll pity the bull who tries to muscle in on your four-legged friend,” we’re told, because catchphrases never grow old and hackneyed in the magical unicorn world this costume was designed in.

But even if you’re Mr. T’s biggest fan/stalker, this dog clearly doesn’t share your love. One look into his sad, sad eyes is enough to make you want to punch your way through time and prevent him from being tortured.


“It’s too late for me. Warn the others!”
7. Bacon



As we’ve previously established, the bacon fad needs to die the artery clogged death its proponents have coming to them. That it’s made its way to dog costumes, of all mediums, is yet another dire reminder of how far this once noble food has fallen. Also, we’re not the only ones who think it’s weird to dress your dog up as something edible, right? Walking home from the Halloween party runs the risk of being attacked by starving, intoxicated hobos.

Hey, we think we just found our new band name.


6. Queen



Didn’t we just go over this? Why must you pick the saddest looking dogs to model your costumes, designers? Are you unholy terrors that feed on shame and embarrassment? Are you Republicans trying to satirize the monarchy? Are you insane asylum escapees? It’s probably that last one.

“Doesn’t everyone deserve to be Queen for a Day? Make this your pet’s special day and outfit the lucky critter in a fabulous Queen costume,” we’re told. Yeah, it will be a special day alright. The day scientists discover animals are capable of committing suicide.
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5. French Maid


“Has someone made a mess?”

Fetish costumes and your dog, together at last. Put the “best” in bestiality with an outfit that will inspire conflicting emotions in canine and human alike.

And why stop there? Wear a matching outfit and give the men at your Halloween party their most awkward erections since Junior High.


She’s not even covering her ass, the skank.

Hell, why not open a doggie strip club while you’re at it? Name it Fetch and put an ad on Craigslist. You’ll be swimming in sexually deviant weirdo money before you know it!
4. Dominatrix



For the very select few of you that didn’t find the French maid arousing enough, costume designers and probably Satan invented the “doginatrix.” Honestly, if you’re going to create a BDSM costume for dogs, bad puns will be the least of your crimes against humanity.

It comes with a corset, riding crop, collar and special attention from the NSA. If you can find anyone who won’t think you’re weird for buying this, you do not want to meet them. They live in an abandoned warehouse and call themselves Mr. Hugs, regardless of gender. They collect knives.
3. Pirate


Irresponsible pet owner, ho!

Yes, let’s put an eye patch and hook on our pets, because what dog needs to walk and have depth perception?

Even if your dog actually is missing an eye and paw, and for some reason you want it to suffer more, you should probably look elsewhere for your sadistic pleasures. The only review is a scathing one out of five stars.



What exactly were you expecting, hmartin04? Look at that picture and tell us how you could anticipate any sort of quality product. We’d consider it an improvement if they accidentally shipped us a box of poisonous centipedes.
2. Rasta


This is not irie.

Oh good, now we can make our dog look stupid and stereotype an entire spiritual movement. It’s perfect for the value conscious, morally bankrupt pet owner.

Look into the eyes of Bark Marley there and you’ll see confusion and fear writ large. This poor, simple creature doesn’t know why it wears sunglasses, a necklace and fake human hair, nor even what these things are. But it knows it is wrong, as sure as it knows kibble tastes good and balls must be chased. It looks through douchey shades, darkly, and sees truths it was not meant to know. It sees that its fellow living beings are judging it. It sees the existential horror of its tragically brief lifespan. It sees that its owner is actually kind of a dick.

It sees all.
1. Marilyn Monroe


“I don’t understand why people aren’t a little more generous with milk bones.”

Yup. This is it. This is what we’ve come to. Someone, somewhere, made money designing fake breasts for dogs. And though we despise their actions, in a way we’re all responsible. We, as a society, allowed this to happen. One man or woman may have invented dog breasts, but generation after generation of humanity built a civilization that made that invention not only acceptable, but commercially practical. We have failed our forefathers. We have failed any god or gods you believe in. We have failed ourselves.

It gets worse. This is not an isolated insanity created by a mad boob scientist. The dogs with breasts costumes are legion.


Purchase the Snooki dog costume and get a free death knell for Western culture!

Remember what you’ve seen here as you enjoy your Halloween. If you see any dogs wearing these costumes, it is your ethical responsibility to rescue them. You won’t just be saving an innocent animal—you’ll be helping to save humanity from itself.